Category: Funny

“Your wife and daughter look like twins,” my friend said. “Well,” I...

“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?” She responded, “I’m Bixby, you...

My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don’t worry, I’ll...

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it...

My wife told me she didn’t understand cloning. I told her, “That makes two of...